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samxie | pronounced "see eh" | 9/20/99 | SPHS9 | vancity | jeremiah 29:11 †

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via mylifegetskindaboring)


telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(via idcperfect)


jerkidiot:

i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that

(via koalatea)


fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via laurabl0op)