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samxie | pronounced "see eh" | 9/20/99 | SPHS9 | vancity | jeremiah 29:11 †

sorry:

Paper cuts are a tree’s way of getting revenge.

(Source: sorry, via givingblowjobs)


heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via mydorkistatus)


vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via givingblowjobs)


lasagnababy:

in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

(via heydiddlehiddleston)


psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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